Mail from the #MAGAt's, asking for a Trump donation?  Send this, designed by my friend Jerry!  Why?
  1. Postage-paid envelope costs them
  2. Supports the US Postal System
  3. Reduces your recycling costs -- stuff all their paper back in the envelope, and other unrelated junk mail too
  4. Confuses their tiny little #MAGAt brains.  They ask multiple levels of management what to do.  Wastes time, effort, computer resources.
  5. They may send you another envelope -- do it again
  6. If they try to deposit it, may cost them bank charges
The gift that keeps on giving!

Even better, ask how to make a truly YUGE donation.  String them along like Tom Mabe does with telemarketers.