1. Marcia Blackburn (TN)
2. Blunt, Roy (MO)
3. Boozman, John (AR)
4. Crapo, Mike (ID)
5. Grassley, Chuck (IA)
6. Hoeven, John (ND)
7. Johnson, Ron (WI)
8. Kennedy, John (LA)
9. Lankford, James (OK)
10. Lee, Mike (UT)
11. Moran, Jerry (KS)
12. Paul, Rand (KY)
13. Rubio, Marco (FL)
14. Scott, Tim (SC)
15. Shelby, Richard C. (AL) -- not running again
16. Thune, John (SD)
17. Young, Todd (IN)

18. John Barrasso
19. Mike Braun
20. Shelley Moore Capito
21. John Cornyn
22. Tom Cotton
23. Kevin Cramer
24. Ted Cruz
25. Steve Daines
26. Joni Ernst
27. Deb Fischer
28. Lindsey Graham
29. Bill Hagerty
30. Josh Hawley
31. Cindy Hyde-Smith
32. James Inhofe
33. Cynthia Lummis
34. Roger Marshall
35. Mitch McConnell
36. Rob Portman
37. James Risch
38. Mike Rounds
39. Rick Scott
40. Dan Sullivan
41. Thom Tillis
42. Tommy Tuberville
43. Roger Wicker

• Had to salute each of 600 cadets and his arm got tired
• "Sun pouring down on me"
• "I was on the stage for hours -- hours!"
• Afraid to spill water on his "expensive red silk tie"

• Wearing slippery leather-soled shoes
• "Ramp was like an ice-skating rink" [in the intense hot sun?]
• No handrail
• Afraid to "fall on his ass" with press watching

• He saluted "almost 600 times", but he says there were "1,106 cadets".  Did he salute only some of them?  Maybe only the white ones?
  
  
• He was halfway through bragging about the "nice tan" he got standing in the sun, when he suddenly switched gears.  Remembered that he was supposed to be complaining about the sun and the overheating that led to his inability to lift a glass of water.  Switched to "Meaning -- meaning I had a nice sunburn."
  
  
• Claims he "ran down the last 10" feet, but says:
  "their tape?  Take a look.  In almost every instance, it ends just before the run."
  I've only seen one video, but it doesn't end early.  It clearly shows him regaining his balance after exiting the ramp.  Even shows him strutting around for a few seconds afterwards, looking to see if anyone's laughing at him.

1. There isn't any iceberg
2. There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean
3. The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon
4. There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg
5. We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly
6. The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg
7. We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats
8. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them
9. We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors
10. Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats
11. I really don't think we need that many lifeboats
12. We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats
13. The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship
14. Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg

1. Postage-paid envelope costs them
2. Supports the US Postal System
3. Reduces your recycling costs -- stuff all their paper back in the envelope, and other unrelated junk mail too
4. Confuses their tiny little #MAGAt brains.  They ask multiple levels of management what to do.  Wastes time, effort, computer resources.
5. They may send you another envelope -- do it again
6. If they try to deposit it, may cost them bank charges

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